I have a real problem with procrastination. 

Thing is, I never spend that wasted time doing useful shit.  I mean, I hear about people who clean their houses instead of writing articles, but let's be honest: those people are jerks.  They shouldn't even be complaining--at least they get things done!

Here is what I do instead of homework/research/cleaning/calling my parents/something productive:

Yahoo Mu'fucking Games

I like to download one hour trials of really godawful games and then get obsessively into them.  My only complaint?  Too many hidden object games.  Those are boring, Yahoo.  More wizards and dragons, please. I am not joking. 

Also, why do you think that all women want to play some sort of CAFE DASH game?  That is stupid, as clearly you have never played those games.  They are the worst.

Watch Bad Movies on the W Channel

Yep, sometimes even a shitfest like Under the Tuscan Sun seems more appealing than cranking out another 500 words.  Pretty soon, you find yourself weeping through another wasted afternoon (though you won't be sure whether it's for your wasted hours or poor Diane Lane).

Bake.  A lot.

When I am bored, calorie-laden treats (like ooey gooey gingerbread) start multiplying like bunnies on e.  If you are in Halifax, please come over and eat this shit, because otherwise I will, and that is NOT GOOD.

Have Anxiety Attacks

This one is my favourite!!!