I am finally watching the Wire. I watched one episode but then didn't like it cause it seemed too smart for me. I don't like when a show thinks it's smarter than I am. But then I watched a few more episodes and saw some guns and boobies so now I like it.

Also there are cool characters.

The next dog I get, I will call him McNulty. McNulty is a cool cop. He sometimes goes on benders and has sex with lots of ladies. He's handsome in a scruffy way, which is my favourite kind of handsome!

I like McNulty because he's a loose cannon. Loose cannons make for good television. I read that in TV Guide. 

Another reason I watch is because of Stringer Bell. If you don't watch the Wire but then someone starts talking about it, just mention Stringer and how he's super cool and that person will agree and you will be talking about the Wire like a real fan.

Stringer is a smart drug dealer. Stringer looks dangerous in his spectacles. His glasses give him keen eyesight and wisdom. He is wise about the streets and also matters of business because he attends night school. He asks his teacher questions about business and then his teacher helps him with his drug dealing operation--without even knowing! Stringer is so so smart. Also I would like to sleep with him. 

Omar is probably the coolest character on the Wire. He is even cooler than the drug dealers because he ROBS THE DRUG DEALERS! WOW! He carries around a sawed-off shot gun all the time. A sawed-off shot gun is crazier than a regular shot-gun--that's one of the ways you can tell he's crazy. He's a loose cannon like McNulty, except just like McNulty he's got his own kind of moral code that makes sense to him. He and McNulty are bros because they are the same except different. That's why Liz and me are friends.