See?  Hottie.

I'm writing a paper for my Shakespeare class, contrasting two film versions of a play we've covered with the original text.  Yeah, I know, sexy!

As any non-fool around my age would do, I've chosen Luhrmann's 1996 classic "Romeo + Juliet" (starring Jack Dawson and Angela Chase) as one of my films, which led me to delve into the wide world of Shakespeare adaptations.  Specifically, those done in the past 20 years, which are notable mostly for how loose their ties to the original works are.  Let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we?

Yeah, let's start with the Luhrmann.  Last week, I rewatched this film at around 2 in the morning (shut up), and found myself SO SO into Leo DiCaps in a way that I never was before.  And now his picture is on my locker at school.

We will explore his hottness in more photos.

Yes.  Good.

Water make-outs.  Totally.

Also, hilariously, Paul effing Rudd is in this movie!  The goofiest Paris ever is also worthy of a few sighs...check this hunk of man flesh out:

Isn't he having THE BEST TIME?

Okay, moving on.

Did any of you ever see O--Mekhi Phifer, Julia Stiles, Josh Harnett's eyebrows?  When I was in high school, I tried to watch it with my parents.

Don't do that, you guys.  There are sexual scenes that will make you blush and your dad HARUMPH uncomfortably from his armchair.  Also it's kind of a bad movie.

10 Things I Hate About You is family friendly, though!  Nobody doesn't love a good Heath Ledger (RIP, dude).  Julia Stiles is in this one too.  She's kind of a whore for Shakespeare.

Also there is this.  Which is funny, because balls=funny.

Last, but certainly not least (actually it's mostly last because I got tired of Googling shit, which is surprisingly hard work), She's the Man. 

I have a weird lady crush on Amanda Bynes.  I mean, in real life she's all fake tans and skirts so short you're always perilously close to seeing cooter, but girlfriend has great comic timing! 

Also I watched a lot of All That as a kid so I'm probably scarred.

Doesn't she make a great dude?  AHAHAHAHAHA.

I watched this movie approx. twice one day when I was sick and didn't feel like moving from the couch.  I'm not sure if that was a good idea, but oh well.  My life is full of wrong decisions.

OKAY BYE GUYS MISSED YOU TALK AGAIN SOON K?!!