I never learned how to share.  I like it with the kind of abstract appreciation I have for many other virtues, like punctuality and cleanliness. 

I think that's why this site pisses me off so much.

I mean, maybe people don't claim their baggage because they're drug smugglers or illegal importers of exotic animals or shit like that.

But maybe the traveller got "unavoidably detained" (my fave excuse for being late -- so vague!) and that emerald was for wifey or something! 

And now you're just all...rifling through their shit and stealing their rattlesnakes!  Eff you!

I'm getting too emotional over this.  Kate, pass me another sedative.

Update on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 12:04PM by Kate

Also who gets the money on this? It better go to charities, otherwise this is NOT COOL.