Entries in drinking (5)

Monday
Jul202009

BREAKDOWNS

Weirdly, not having a full-time job means I read less internet gossip, so I'm just catching up on this Mischa Barton shit.

i dunno, looks pretty healthy to meAs an 18 year old (OMG SO LONG AGO I AM OLD), I was a pretty big fan of The O.C. , so obviously I'm taking the news of Barton's troubles hard.  Even if she was the show's biggest weakness (for a show that bad, that's really saying something).  Actually, I was always more of a Rachel Bilson girl. 

Still sad, though.  Thanks for your concern.  I'll be okay.

 

 

(Okay, kind of feel like a jerk.  Really don't wish ill for ol' Barty.  Get well soon, Misch!)

Wednesday
Jun102009

SOUNDTRACK

 



Biz Markie - Just A Friend

 

I'm in the best fucking mood today.

 

Friday
May222009

WEEKEND PLANS, Y'ALL

Kate and I are chillin with this dude this weekend.  He's pretty cute, right?

My favourite things about the Sasquatch include:

  • Super sexy forehead wrinkles!
  • Leg hair = virility!
  • Always buys the booze!
  • Great cuddler!

Hope he doesn't bring his weirdo friends again, though...

Sunday
May032009

TUNES

Who are these jerks who don't let me embed videos?  Control freak jerks, that's who. 

The video's not that great anyway.  Here's your throwback make out song for the night. 

 

 

Saturday
May022009

THINK AGING MIGHT KIND OF SUCK

At this point in my life, I'm relying a lot on the old "but I'm young! I've got plenty of time to mess up!" excuse to justify a lot of my missteps.  I'm young!  I'll figure it out!  I don't think I've had too much!

People tell you to appreciate your youth, but they never go into specifics about what makes being old so sucky.  I mean, I guess there are some mobility issues; the other day, I passed a woman shuffling along Broadway at a glacial pace, and I briefly considered tossing all 98 pounds of her on my back and running her to her destination (decided it was too weird, though).  Your hearing deteriorates, which kind of sucks.  You lose a lot of strength and coordination...shit, I'm getting depressed.  Let's get to the point already.

Olds seem to consume a lot of extra fiber.  According to my 90 seconds of YouTube research, constipation might be the number one silent killer.

YOU GUYS, THIS IS SERIOUS!

Kind of bummed that I can't find the Phillips commercials I remember so well.  Stopped up waterfalls!